Britney Spears Swears During Incoherent Meltdown

Britney Spears posted an incoherent Instagram rant where she mentioned a Ricky Martin classic and Jack in the Box with a Porsche 911 photo. She then deleted her Instagram.

“Hi !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all

Where are my skis cause I’m going naked !!! Just kidding !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell !!!

Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my f**king ass !!! Psss !!!

Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my shit … eat my shit !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

: FRANKFURT – SEPT 2015: Porsche 911 991 Carrera S coupe presented at IAA International Motor Show on September 20, 2015 in Frankfurt, Germany.”