The story was broken by Kiwi filmmaker David Farrier in a message to subscribers to his Webworm newsletter. Farrier then retold the story in a series of tweets.
The woman, who remains anonymous, told Farrier, “It’s not easy raising three of the heaviest bands.”
Farrier was initially suspicious of the story after photographs of Metallica’s birth certificate appeared to show that the child, born in 2009, had been given the middle name “…And Justice For All” in tribute to the band’s fourth album.
Farrier then checked with New Zealand’s registrar-general, Jeff Montgomery, who confirmed that there were no barriers to such a name being given. “There are no restrictions on naming babies after bands or albums,” said Montgomery, “as long as the word used is not generally considered to be offensive or does not resemble an official rank or title.”
Which probably means that child number four won’t be named Goatwhore.
Farrier finished by paying tribute to the metal mother, saying, “I think it’s important to note that the mother is also a big fan of crossbows which are also truly metal and she deserves our complete and utter respect for this (and for raising three kids).”
We agree. Respect to you, whoever you are.
thread 1/4: proud to report that a new zealand mother has named her children metallica, pantera and slayer. she told me “it’s not easy raising three of the heaviest bands”: https://t.co/kiXGTrr60AJuly 7, 2021
thread 3/4: … plus, i’ve seen the birth certificates. anyway, waiting for comment from @metallica , @slayer and @pantera as clearly this metal mother (and her kids) deserve free metal gigs for lifeJuly 7, 2021
thread 4/4: finally, i think it’s important to note (as you can see in the photo in my article) this mother is also a big fan of crossbows which are also truly metal and she deserves our complete and utter respect for this (and for raising three kids): https://t.co/kiXGTrr60AJuly 7, 2021